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[LEAKED] Crumbl Cookie Menu March 21-March 27, Year 3019

Scrambled Chocolate Egg


After all chickens were eradicated after a particularly dreary bout of avian flu in 2025, this cookie will take you back to the good ol’ days, filled with sunny-side-up mornings. This perfect breakfast treat will brighten your day with decadent, Scrambled Chocolate inclusions. With a full 3200 calories and 290 grams of included sugar, this cookie provides the perfect sugar high to any student needing that extra boost to make it through the day.


Pizza Clump ft. Lunchly


Before our beloved President Beast’s political career, he was a fantastic chef. Just for Crumbl, he brought some of his fan-favorite FDA-approved snacks back, for a green, tomato-y, clumpy take on his Pizza themed lunchbox favorite.


Succulent Leaf Crumble


With the increasing California drought, join us for a statewide special, the Succulent Leaf Crumble. Made with only the freshest withering plants, this Crumble is sure to satiate your lingering hydration needs with the most pungent of flavors.


Citrus Pulp Delight


While the food waste epidemic is reaching an all time high, we at Crumbl do our due diligence in reducing our food waste—by using it! Remember our countless lemon, lime, and orange cookies? The pulp from those cookies has been repurposed for the doughy, delicious slug that is the Citrus Pulp Delight cookie. 


Cookie Dough Bites


These delicious, chocolate-filled bites are sure to make you do a happy dance. As the only recurring cookie-related treat, the Cookie Dough Bites have earned their official place in the Crumbl Hall of Fame, which you can now visit in Maryland.



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